BEST SONG EVER!

Go ahead... sing along!

The Mormon Rap

Hey brothers and sisters,

Listen to me,

I'm talking to you religiously,

My Mormon Rap will make you see,

That I'm as funky as Donny and Marie.

When I go to church,

I'm in a good mood,

Cause they all treat me

Like a righteous dude.

When I watch T.V.,

I feel inspired,

'Cause I listen to the

Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

I'm a fine young man,

I'm living clean,

Don't smoke, don't drink,

If you know what I mean.

I don't touch Soda Pop if

It has caffeine,

You might say I'm

a good little Sunbeam.

I didn't even date,

Until I turned 16,

I don't even know

The meaning of the word obscene.

Flipp'n, fetch'n, scruddle-dee-me,

Well jimminy cricket, and fiddledy-dee!

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

Now Brigham Young,

He's my main man,

'Cause he brought the

Pioneers to the promised land.

Brother Brigham might be related to me,

I'll check it out when I do my genealogy.

He didn't want to settle just anywhere,

That's why we've got a place called Temple Square

I wish I could've seen old Brigham's face

When he said "Yeah baby, this here's the place!"

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

I met a Mormon girl just yesterday,

Who had a real sweet spirit,

In her own choice way.

I said, "Hey, I'm on my way to the Dairy Queen,

Would you like to join me for a bowl of ice cream?"

She said, "How special, certainly,

But you're gonna have

to wait 'til after three,

I've gotta give a lesson and a recipe,

To my Relief Society"

I was thinking of another nice place to go,

So I took my baby to the wild road show,

Refreshments look real good to me,

Red punch, white cookies, and mint candy

Then I took her home,

Nice place she had,

That's where I met her mom and dad,

I said, "How do ya do?" and, "I'm pleased to meet ya"

Then, the door bell rang, was the Home Teachers

I looked at my baby and she said with a smile,

"We might be here for a little while"

I said, "Come on girl, we better ride,

Cause we're gonna be late for the fireside!"

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

My bishop asked if we're going steady,

And we said, "No sir, cause we're not ready,

We've got some important things to do,

Like graduate from BYU --

And sometime later on in the fall,

I'm gonna receive my mission call!

Don't you worry, I'll be flyin'

Right back home to the land of Zion!"

Put Salt Lake City on the map,

When we all do the Mormon Rap!

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

Mormon, Mormon Rap,

Do the Mormon Rap

"Hey Mom, what are we having for dinner?

Green Jello Salad with Shredded Carrots?

mmm MY FAVORITE!!"

"Come on all you kids get in the Station Wagon,

We're gonna be late for cub scouts!"